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Gabriel Iglesias Tickets - Fluffy Joins Greats with V-Day Shows By : Brent Warnken Comedian Gabriel Iglesias has mastered his brand of hilarity, a key component of which is his physical appearance. Some may call Iglesias "fat," but he has labeled himself "fluffy" instead, prompting others to do the same. Jeff Foxworthy Tickets - Putting on His Blue Collar By : Brent Warnken As part of the Blue Collar Comedy team, Jeff Foxworthy and his crew of redneck misfits will join CMT's Big New Comedy Week in early March. Ron White Tickets - Ron White Breaks Free From Blue Collar Comedy By : Brent Warnken Ron "Tater Salad" White may have gotten his start as part of the massively popular Blue Collar Comedy Tour with "You Might Be a Redneck" comic Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall, but he has enough fame to stand on his own now. Bill Cosby Tickets - Cosby Continues to Perform, Encourage By : Brent Warnken The list of truly legendary comedians is small, but one of the names sure to make the cut is Bill Cosby. Chelsea Handler Tickets - Chelsea Handler Heats Up and Cools Off By : Brent Warnken Talk show host, author and stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler recently unveiled plans to celebrate the release of her third book, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, with a 21-city book tour. Chelsea Handler Tickets - Chelsea Chelsea Will Bang Bang on Tour This Spring By : Brent Warnken Readers who have gotten their hands on Chelsea Handler's literary masterpieces My Horizontal Life and Are You There, Vodka, It's Me, Chelsea are rejoicing this month, as the raunchy yet entertaining comedienne is set to debut another collection of stories describing her eccentric life. Learn To Be Funny And Attract A Happy World Around You By : Carolyn Anderson Being funny is one great skill that can attract people to you. Of course, we all love to laugh and we love company who can make us laugh. With laughter, we feel a positive vibe between us, break awkwardness, make people want you, and of course, it makes us get rid of or problems. If you want to learn to be funny and be more attractive to people around you, read on for more tips. How To Tell Jokes And Be Funny By : Carolyn Anderson Jokes are great ice breakers, mood lifters and a great source of happiness. There may be some people who are very talented when it comes to telling jokes but you can at least learn how to tell jokes and be funny. Learn How To Be Funny - Some Tips To Help You Become Funnier And Be More Appealing to Others By : Carolyn Anderson Being funny is one quality that most people love in others. In fact, having a good sense of humor is a plus in dating. Of course, who hates a person who can make you laugh. If you want to learn how to be funny, you can however do it. Be the Best Dressed at the Fancy Dress Party By : Lawrence White There comes a time when we need to be someone else. When the invitation to a themed fancy dress party arrives, I want my costume to be great, not a home made disaster. You think that you have been very clever in designing your outfit, so why does everyone ask "Who have you come as?" Thank goodness for fancy dress suppliers! Craig Ferguson Tickets - The King of Late, Late Night Comedy By : Brent Warnken As one of many late night hosts, Craig Ferguson added his own version of the Conan O'Brien/ Jay Leno debacle in his taped Friday night skit that parodied MythBusters while paying tribute to his fellow red-haired late night host in his own way (according to Entertainment Weekly). Ron White Tickets - Scoop Up Some Fresh 'Tater Salad' By : Brent Warnken Ron White likes a good scotch, a cigar and loves to tell a good joke. The stand-up comedian's act is the perfect complement to any happy hour, and with two Grammy nominations and a book on The New York Times Bestseller list, he's out to prove his point. Jerry Seinfeld Tickets - The Marriage Game Show By : Brent Warnken Jerry Seinfeld's latest project is a new NBC show, The Marriage Ref. The premise of the series brings married couples' disagreements before a referee (played by Tom Papa), who will ultimately decide on a winner of the dispute. How Long Before Orlando Has Its Name Changed to "The City Of Theme?" By : Marcus Cronate An amusing article of personal opinion about the Theme Parks in Orlando, and a suggestion to rally a petition, to rename it! Jerry Seinfeld Tickets - Real-Life Story Inspired New Show By : Brent Warnken When it comes to the network NBC, all anyone can seem to focus on lately is the drama surrounding The Tonight Show. Craig Ferguson Tickets - Craig Ferguson Comments on Late Night Controversy By : Brent Warnken Even though the Jay Leno-Conan O'Brien controversy is taking place on another network-NBC-Craig Ferguson, host of CBS' Late Late Show, has gotten involved in the debate. Ron White Tickets - Tater Salad Breaks from Blue Collar Comedy Tour By : Brent Warnken It isn't a true Blue Collar Comedy show without a certain disheveled blue-eyed comedian toting a highball and smoking a cigar, but this year Ron "Tater Salad" White will most certainly be absent from a tour with his Southern comedian comrades. Great Adult Gifts By : William Gold Some of the most popular adult gifts to date. What Is The Bottled Water Cooler Really For? By : Dominic Donaldson Consider for a moment one of the undisputed icons of the office environment. I refer of course to that totem of colleqgue interaction, the bottled water cooler. Surely few items in history have taken such an ingrained place in the nation's psychology, yet there is a problem - what exactly is it for? Brian Regan Tickets - Brian Regan: From 'The Tonight Show' to a Stage Near You By : Brent Warnken A native of Miami, Fla., Brian Regan began honing his stand-up routine in 1980, performing at comedy clubs and other small venues. How To Make People Happy - Tips To Make The People Around You Happy By : Carolyn Anderson If you are looking for happiness in your life, you may want to consider learning how to make people happy. Indeed, being a source of happiness for others is also a good source of happiness and self-worth for yourself. For you to be able to at least make this world a happier place to live, here are some tips to make people around you happy. Jeff Foxworthy Tickets - Jeff Foxworthy Bidding Radio Show Adieu By : Brent Warnken Jeff Foxworthy recently hosted his syndicated Foxworthy Countdown radio show for the last time. Jay Leno Tickets - Still Loving 'The Tonight Show' By : Brent Warnken Jay Leno has been keeping the ratings high on NBC as he continues to impress audiences with his guest stars and jokes. Wearing Funny T Shirts Doesn't Make You a Comedian By : Krystal Miller Not everyone is a comedian and naturally good at making people laugh, but a great way to get a funny reaction out of people is to wear funny t shirts. Jerry Seinfeld Tickets - Enthusiasm Mounting for Seinfeld Reunion By : Brent Warnken For a long time, Seinfeld co-creator Larry David was opposed to the idea of producing a "reunion" show for one of his greatest television creations, but David has come around to the idea - sort of. Hair Care Advice: 5 Reasons Why Hair Care Is Vital To Mankind By : Jessica A Parker Hair care is the cornerstone of civilisation. Why? Read on to discover the five reasons your personal hair care routine will decide not only your own fate, but that of the whole of humanity. How to Find the Best Jokes on Earth By : Brian Jones When you would like to take some stress out from your life, one of the fastest ways to do this is to laugh. If you can find the best jokes on earth, you can also share the fun with the people who spend their time with you. The Varieties Of Bathroom Sinks By : Christine Harrell The bathroom is one of the most commonly used rooms in a home. The only other room that is typically used as much is the kitchen Risk Assessing The Use Of Risk Assessments By : Anna Stenning An article reviewing the use of risk assessment in general day to day life and whether or not we really need risk assessment. Does a Law on Human Attraction Exist? By : Brian Jones Opposites attract is a law of attraction, at least where electromagnetism is concerned. But are there laws about attraction between two people? In a world that is full of strangers as a line in a famous song of the 1980's goes, is there a clear set of rules that allows two people to fall for each other? Funny Pick Up Lines - What To Say And What Not To Say By : Lance Thorington Apart from being sexy, what exactly do you do for a living? Sweet pick up lines, corn pickup or even funny pick up lines are rarely effective, unless you know exactly how to use them. We have personally seen some guys pickup a girl by a pick up line that we found a bit on the corny side. Get The Best Out Of Your Staff - Bug The Water Coolers By : Anna Stenning This article takes a comedic look at how bugging the office water coolers can help a manager get the best from their staff. Look Great & Celebrate In Your Plus Size Halloween Costume By : Stu Silverberg It's Halloween time again and this year there are many new Plus Size Halloween Costumes on the market for men, women and children as well as costumes that have been around for a while. Online stores as compared to brick and mortar stores frequently offer a wider selection of larger size costumes. You'll enjoy reading all of the details about the Plus Size Halloween Costumes for 2009. The Modern Megalomaniac - How Technology Has Made Conquest Freakin' Sweet By : Taylor Vogt Modern society has changed the way we megalomaniacs should plan our conquests. Be Careful What You Wish For! By : JOHN HARDY As much as we all think that having choice is good, and having unlimited choice is better, that is not the case. In fact some of the most miserable people on this planet are those with the most choices. Nadia is one of them. Janet I Have to Pee: My Birthday at the Sleep Disorders Clinic By : Vicki Amorose A humorous first person account of an overnight stay in a hospital sleep disorders clinic. Hilarious Moments in Car Insurance History By : Anthony Peck Car insurance isn't nearly as dry as most people think it is. Just ask the claims agents that had to deal with these (real) car insurance claims! Talk Like a Pirate Day By : Patricia Montana Every year on 19 September, all around the world ordinary people become pirates for 24 hours in honour of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Talk Like a Pirate Day began unofficially in 1995, when two friends - John Baur and Mark Summers - were playing racquetball and quite randomly began encouraging each other using pirate slang. Teenagers: A Thing of the Past? By : Patrick Omari Gone are the days of innocence, gone are the days of teenagers running happily through fields of long grass in white petticoats or playing football nicely in the local park. What has happened to teenagers? The Characters of Giles Andreae By : Patricia Montana Giles Andreae is a modern British poet and creator of the characters "Purple Ronnie" and "Edward Monkton". although formerly an artist and greeting card writer, he is best know in the UK from his character's role in Vimto adverts. Dog Shoes: Cute or Evil? By : Tom Fazio Is it just me, or are they everywhere these days? That cute little dog down the street, strutting around without a care in the world, mocking us. At first it was the dog sweater. And then came little capes. And now, oh god, and now, dog shoes. How to Pimp Your Car for Cheap: Budget Pimpin By : Tom Fazio Today, moreso than any time in history, it is important to embrace the sexy and masculine subculture of car pimpin. Frankly there is just too much competition among men for women, and driving a chick magnet is not just recommended, it's essential if you intend to get anywhere. Pimp Your Tractor and Impress Your Cowgirl By : Tom Fazio We all need to shake things up from time to time and farmers are no exception. They spend most of their time working the land and living the simple life. And this is great. But farmers need love too. Brothers in Legs - A Humourous Look At More Soccer Star Brothers By : Patrick Omari Yet more brothers who have made a success of football. Funny News From The World Of Cigars By : Premium cigar aficionados need a good laugh as much as anyone--especially in these troubled economic times. So here are a few of the funniest recent news stories touching on the world of premium cigars. Printing Your Own Banknotes! By : Christopher Reinhold If printing banknotes was legalized, then probably everyone will take up the profession with an objective to earn huge incomes by making money themselves. Today, in most countries, banknotes are printed only at various places called 'mints'. Human Aging and the Mind Body Connection - Priceless Humor and the Benefits of Laughter By : Diane Carbo Research has shown that human aging has a mind body connection that we enjoy with the benefits of laughter. Humor, priceless humor, and our response to it can have many unexpected health benefits. Who would ever think that laughing can be so beneficial? Finding Both Crude And Tasteless Humor By : Jason Bacot There's a wide range of humor out there, and regardless of who you are, there is a lot to appreciate. That being said, one of the most universally appealing forms of humor has to be rude and crude humor. 25 Things Not To Hide In Your Safe By : Wendy Moyer On September 1, 1985, the very first "Top Ten" list was broadcast on David Letterman's NBC show, Late Night. In a never ending quest to keep the public well informed about truly pertinent matters, here are the top 25 things you should never put in your safe. Be Funny - Make People Laugh with Your T-Shirts By : Karl Hopkins Your fashion style should match your witty and outgoing personality. Taxes, Marriage or Death - What's Worse? By : Lawrence J. Reaves Humorous article on the three things in life that give us the most frustration. The answer may surprise you. Exploring The Parking Lot Personalities By : Lawrence J. Reaves When you enter a parking lot you are entering a place that is filled with possible dangers. Know your enemy and be prepared by reading this article on the different parking lot personalities you may "run" in to. Funny T-Shirts - Make People Laugh with Your Fashion By : Karl Hopkins Your fashion should match your funny and outgoing personality. Men Prefer The Breast Over The Leg By : Fritz Thorp We men are a fickle bunch. Most of us love the female anatomy. We love a great pair of legs. We adore a firm thigh. And of course we just cannot keep our minds from thinking about the all important breast. As a matter of fact, the breast is perhaps our most favorite of all the body parts. We are mesmerized by the breast. We spend a lot of time eying the perfect breast, before we make a choice. You Can Hypnotize Anybody By : Todd Ash Use the power of hypnosis and you will unleash a power that you never dreamed possible. This is reall and has bee used for centuries. Jeff Dunham Tickets - Two-Time Winner of the Ventriloquist of the Year Award By : Brent Warnken Ventriloquists aren't the first thing you'd think of when you think comedy but Jeff Dunham might just change all that. How Novelty Fake Diplomas Can Be Fun By : Stewart Baker If you are looking for the perfect gag gift or something to entertain your friends, a fake diploma may be just the thing. Find out more in this article. The Top Ten Most Cringe Inducing Pop Song Lyrics By : Steve Wyrostek This is a list of the ten most cringe inducing, bewildering and banal pop song lyrics. Top Games To Play In A Bar By : Paul Bleakley Some great drinking games to play while in your local bar or drinking spot What to Look for before Hiring a Comedian for a Corporate Event By : Amy Nutt If you're planning on hiring a comedian for your next corporate event or party there are a lot of things that you need to consider to ensure that the show will be a success. The Top 20 Excuses Why New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight End in Failure By : Nick Nilsson It's no secret that New Year's Resolutions generally don't last very long... have YOU used any these excuses? My Journey in a Backpack to the White House By : Beth Butler Never before has this type of journey been documented. A box filled with items for Malia and Sasha Obama makes it way from South Greenwood Avenue in Chicago, Illinois to an undisclosed holding area in Washington, D.C. This box has in it a bilingual puppet that will tell us of this once in a lifetime trek to the White House as a toy for the First Family. Go to School - Become a Joker By : Ray La Foy Becoming a comedian that gets paid is not as simple as it may sound. Discover how with a bit of education you can easily arm yourself with the information that leads to paying gigs. Standing on Your Head - One Approach to Standup Comedy By : Ray La Foy Standup comedy is not as easy as it appears to be. Discover the steps that will show you how to become a standup comedian that garners the laughs Crank Out Killer Comedy in No Time Flat By : Ray La Foy Good comedy is a serious business as it entails hard work, dedication, and most of all, an excellent writing talent. The core idea of creating a real piece of killer comedy can be attributed to a moment of inspiration or a sudden surge of idea. But putting it all into the right words demands skill. Diamonds and World Domination By : Lawrence J. Reaves Thoughts of world domination are running rampant these days, but how do you pay for the henchman? One simple solution is diamonds. Read this humorous article on domination, diamonds, and James Bond villains. The Evolution of Gift Giving and Collecting By : James Mizzell Humorous view of the practice of giving gifts and collecting of "stuff". You Know What Really Grinds My Gears... About Office Work By : Maxine Clarke As a homage to Family Guy's Peter Griffin, this article takes a look at five reasons why working in an office environment can has a detrimental affect to employees sanity. A Short History Of The Muppets By : Samantha Gilmartin The Muppets are perhaps the best known puppets in the world. This article explores how they came to be and their slow rise to fame. The Santa Suit - Fighting Against Gas Fireplaces By : Lawrence J. Reaves The North Pole Incorporated files a lawsuit against manufacturers of gas fireplaces. Swat Resources Confused By Cardboard Robber By : James Farkenfur Multiple New Jersey SWAT teams were called in to handle a cardboard robber in Somerset County. The suspect was a woman, about five feet tall, and made out of cardboard. Police at first claimed they had no idea what set off the alarm at the bank which the cardboard figure was attempting to rob. You Know What Really Grinds My Gears... About Christmas By : Maxine Clarke Fans of hit animation Family Guy will be familiar with Peter's news-time regular 'You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?' Inspired by this hilarious diatribe on pet hates, and with the festive season well and truly upon us, I felt it necessary to share details of what really grinds my gears about Christmas. Dwi Suspect Runs Over Self, Resources In New Mexico Say By : Beth Olignerf Drunk Busters is a New Mexico resource which allows citizens to report drunken drivers by dialing #394 on their cell phones. The operator on the other end asks for information, such as the drunk driver's location, and the color, make and model of the car the alleged drunk is driving. The Possibility Of A Restoration Of A Separated California By : Samson Paulotti If you've ever experienced both the Northern California and Southern California way of life, you understand that they are very different ways of life. In general, what's important to someone living in Northern California is something completely different from what's important to an individual in Southern California. Resources To Encourage Seat Belt Use In Illinois By : Samson Paulotti It is estimated that over 90% of Illinois residents use their seatbelts. This has been the case for the last two years. Yet, apparently 90% isn't good enough for Governor Rod R. Blagojevich. For some reason, he feels that the state needs 100% compliance with the laws requiring people to use seatbelts. A Happy Relationship With Animals By : Karl Sultana Discover what happens when there's a funny man, a funny woman and a pet in one neighborhood. Best Crazy College Stories on the Internet By : Phoenix Delray This article talks about many of the fun times students get to experience while they are in college. Is Food For Thought Fulfilling? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Experts frequently change their minds about what is safe to eat. Obviously, it is safe to eat your own words. How Do They Make Big Business Bigger? By : Knight Pierce Hirst There's an economic crisis. The stock market is down and unemployment is up. In spite of that, big business survives. Is It A Matter Of Taste? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines taste as the sense by which flavor is perceived through the taste buds on the tongue. Scientists, however, are redefining taste. Is The Human Body A Body Of Information? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The human body is a machine. Unlike other machines, however, it has the ability to try to understand how it works. Is It A Sign Of Things To Come? By : Knight Pierce Hirst A sign can be something indicating a fact, a gesture conveying information, a symbol with specific meaning or a placard bearing advertising. A sign is nonverbal communication. Discover a Great Reason to Laugh Out Loud Now By : Ray La Foy Laughter makes us lose control of ourselves by retrieving our playfulness and innate sense of being light-hearted. How Embarrassing Was It? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines embarrassing as causing to feel self-conscious. However, embarrassing means something different to each one of us. How Can We Cut Costs Without Bleeding? By : Knight Pierce Hirst With the stock market falling and prices rising, mortgage foreclosures and job layoffs, the cost of living is killing us. Who Rules The Animal Kingdom? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The more we learn about animals through scientific experiments and research, the less appropriate it seems to call them "dumb animals". Where Has All The Good News Gone? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Good news doesn't sell. The policy for local, TV news is if it bleeds, it leads - which leads to profits. Is Beauty Only Skin Deep? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines beauty as the quality of being very pleasing - but it depends on who's meant to be pleased. Making Your Magic Performance Mysterious and Humorous By : Jay Sankey Hear a magician's experience of mixing magic and comedy together during performances. Isn't There A Pill To Prevent Gas Problems? By : Knight Pierce Hirst Did American drivers learn a lesson from the high price of gas or is gas efficiency on its last gasp? Is There A Specific Ocean? By : Maxine Clarke Without doubt, one of the biggest gripes I have is the pronunciation of the word 'specific' as 'Pacific'. Geography may not be my strong point, but I'm pretty certain there is no Specific Ocean, so why the confusion when asking somebody to do something in a precise and clearly identified manner? In 2008 Should Economy Be Spelled Econome? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The effect of the economy on the average American is seen more in the supermarket, the housing market and the job market than in the stock market. Worst Case Scenarios : Zombie Outbreak By : Samantha Gilmartin A tongue in cheek guide to surviving a zombie outbreak this Halloween. All you'll ever need to know to escape the shambling undead hordes should they rise from the grave on October 31st. A Look at Some Funny Halloween Pranks By : Musa Aykac Halloween is a great time of the year when families and friends get together, everyone is happy. Is The Fox Still Guarding The Hen House? By : Knight Pierce Hirst In regard to the present economic crisis, the fox didn't guard the hen house. It ate the hen that lays the golden eggs. Isn't It Time To Teach Parenting? By : Knight Pierce Hirst The dictionary defines parenting as the rearing of children. It would be a much better world if parenting were defined as the successful rearing of children. Chuck Norris Runs Out Of Weapons By : Jeremy Ranson Chuckie is a well known fighter for justice who protects not only the weak and poor, but the entire country from the bad guys. But the thing is, he ran out of weapons for fighting, since there are so many bad guys. What can Chuckie do now? Who's Minding The ... Environment? By : Knight Pierce Hirst I remember when Smokey Bear asked us to prevent forest fires and an Indian with a tear running down his cheek asked us not to pollute roadsides. Now there's lots more environmentalists, but lots more isn't being done. An Amusing Look at the Premiership Season Ahead By : Patrick Omari This article takes a look at the likely outcome of the end of this Premiership season. Please note that as the season has not been played out it is impossible to accurately predict the outcome. None of the events that are mentioned in this article have actually happened yet and it could be argued that events probably won't unfold like this. An Amusing Look At The Journey Home By : Patrick Omari Driving home should be good, sometimes it isn't. This article takes a light hearted look at your commute.
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